SIMONE IS 1!
People can Change, and Simone is changing too
Come celebrate Simone's 1st Birthday even if you used to be a piece of shit
People can Change, and Simone is changing too
Come celebrate Simone's 1st Birthday even if you used to be a piece of shit
Welcome to the world wide web. I'm Simone. I'm having a birthday party at my parent's apartment on Sunday January 4th. Bring me presents, triples is best. I would love an iphone. My dad has so much stuff on his phone. Music, apps, games, obviously. Obviously a jousting game. I love this phone. I also love my dad. Nobody's ever cutting off my Daddy's head.
We are having a birthday party for Simoney at our apartment on Sunday January 4th at 12pm. We will be having it on our amenity deck outside and will be serving food and cupcakes. We really wanted to have the party at Aqua more than we wanted to have it at our house, but the big deck at Aqua collapsed. Please no gifts, Simone doesn't want to pretend like she likes the gift and have to eat the receipt after Ryan didn't wash his hands. We are so proud of our little Simoney and we can't wait to celebrate with all of you. Wearing your Dan Flash's attire is encouraged and it will be sunny so make sure to mount your safari flaps. There is an obvious theme here so lets have some fun with it. Lara Johnson already called dressing up as Karl Havoc so please don't copy her. Party favors will include plastic meatballs, mobster wigs and Stanzo fedoras. They're nice! Since Simone is only 1 this is technically the adult version of the party, so we can say whatever the hell we want. It's interesting, the baby.
Please only rsvp if your current friend-group tier allows you to attend more than 3 parties this month
